Anchorman - Movie Quotes

I’m a firm believer that Anchorman just gets better and better every time you see it. I’ll admit I wasn’t a huge fan after the first viewing, but now I can’t get enough of Ron Burgandy and Co.

I killed a guy with a trident!
I’ll have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper… and some cheese
You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature buddha, covered in hair
Just doing my workout, Tuesdays arms and back
Jazz flute is for little fairy boys!
It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary…straight shot to the baby maker!
Oh by the knights of Columbus that hurts!
San Diego…it actually means Whale Vagina
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches
Go fuck yourself San Diego
People call me the Bry man; I’m the stylish one of the group. I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes – my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang
She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again
I pooped a Cornish game hen
I’m Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded
I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science
Como Estan Bitches?
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch (I order this way at the local bar…they think it’s funny…especially after the 50th time.)
Sweet Lincoln’s mullet
We have a saying in my country – the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner and only the ribs will be broken