What can I say about Dumb and Dumber? Well there’s pretty much a quotable line delivered about every 20 seconds or less. One of my all time favorites for sure. The only thing that puts a damper on this movie is that they made that horrible sequel Dumb and Dumberer with two other guys not named Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels. WTF was that? The only thing that made me laugh was the fact that the Jim Carrey look alike actually looked like him with that sweet bowl cut. Anyhow, here are some gems:

• We got no food, we got no job, our pets heads are falling off!
• It’s okay, I’m a limo driver
• That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.’s
• Cop: Pullover!
  Harry: No, it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
  Lloyd: Yeah, killer boots man!
• I like it. I like it a lot
• I’ll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen
• She says I’ve got a rapists wit
• Lloyd: Excuse me, Flo?
  Lloyd: Flo, like the TV show. Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
  Flo: It’s the Soup of the Day
  Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I’ll have that
• That John Denver’s full of shit man
• If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she’ll invite us right in for tea and strumpets
• Well suck me sideways!
• According to the map we’ve only gone 4 inches
• Lloyd: All we need to do is show a little class, a little sophistication, and we’re in like a dirty shirt.
  Harry: No problem, Lloyd. We can be classy and sophistic-Oh check out the funbags on that hosehound.
  Lloyd: I’d like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti
• Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
• How about you go over and introduce yourself, build me up, that way I don’t have to brag about myself later

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