Ahhh, The Princess Bride. I had to break out my VHS copy the other day to watch this beauty. The thing I dig about TPB is the fact that it’s kid friendly and can still crack up an adult. Truly a classic and I had to honor it with my first post. Here are some of my favorite lines:
- Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
- I only dog paddle
- You’d like to think that, wouldn’t you?
- The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
- Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons.
- Have fun stormin’ da castle.
- a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe
- Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.
- There’s not a lot of money in revenge
- I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women
- Inigo Montoya: You are using Bonetti’s Defense against me, ah?
Man in Black: I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain.
Inigo Montoya: Naturally, you must suspect me to attack with Capa Ferro?
Man in Black: Naturally… but I find that Thibault cancels out Capa Ferro. Don’t you?
Inigo Montoya: Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa… which I have - Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…
- I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon
- To blathe
- It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise
- You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass
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