Weird Science Movie Quotes

I remember watching Weird Science for the first time and (probably along with every other teenager) having some pretty strong feelings for Miss Kelly LeBrock. But, then she went and married that douche Steven Segal and I lost all respect for her and had to take my teenage fantasies elsewhere….Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High….plus she married Kevin Kline (much cooler than Segal]). Bill Paxton was also awesome as the prick of a big brother who gets turned into a turd at the end of the movie. Ha.

Do you think they’re having fun being catatonic in a closet?
Give em the knee shooters
You two donkey-dicks couldn’t get laid in a morgue
Mom, I never toss off to anything!
I didn’t think it was a whale dick, honey
Just for that I ought to give you a set of elephant balls!
So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?
Maybe it was a dream, you know, a very weird, bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria
Dont threaten me al your out of shape I’ll kick your ass!!
How ’bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? (This was a favorite saying around our college household the morning after a big night)
If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it’s a mindscrambler. Hurts so good
Wyatt: Gary, do you feel like a chicken? Gary: If I could shoot an egg out of my ass right now I would
Don’t threaten me Al! You’re out of shape, I’ll kick your arse
If you want be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle
You know, there’s going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll… chips, dips, chains, whips… You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I’m not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals