Wedding Crashers DVD - Movie Quotes

Ok, I had the idea for this movie before it came out. Another wasted idea. I could be rich right now, but instead I’m writing this blog. Here’s the scenario…I’m at this wedding at a hotel and after the outdoor ceremony we get shuffled into a room with a bar, appetizers, etc. So, I’m eating and drinking for about 20 minutes when the call comes to move into one of the banquet rooms for the reception. Well, I’m not done with my drink yet or sampling the cheese platter so I opt to hang out a bit. Since everyone is leaving, the bar line just got a lot shorter too! So, I end up staying even longer. Next thing I know, another wedding party is arriving into the room…they’re replenishing the food and drink! That’s when it hit me. I could grab a few single buddies, throw on a suit, pick up on some ladies and eat/drink for free at these things and know one would know! Well I never ended up following through with that nor did I think about writing a screenplay for that idea, but at least the guys that wrote Wedding Crashers did it right. This is one hilarious movie.

We both know I’m a phenomenal dancer
Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal!
Ma, Meatloaf! (Hey, that’s what I named this blog. Funny how that works)
Like white on rice
I almost just nunchucked you, you don’t even realize!
Where’s your Dalai Lama now, BITCH!
You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me
Lock it up
Just livin the dream
Where they built for comfort of for speed? You give her the motorboat? You did didn’t you, you gave her the motorboat, you motorboating son-of-a-bitch. You old sailer you!
Tattoo on the lower back. Might as well be a bulls-eye
Yeah, well what about the Chang wedding three years ago. 2am, you drag me fifty miles to watch you and some chick play Mah-Jongg with her grandmother? In a retirement home
Yeah i got a problem, i got a problem with your outfit and your general attitude towards everybody.. but lets go shoot some birds, i am pschyed!
The painting was a gift Todd. I’m taking it with me
What is she doing back there? I never know what she’s doing
I’m not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you
Jeremy Grey: I am going to go with the balloon animal display. For the kids. And then when she comes close to check it out, guess who is the broken man, haunted past? How about you?
John Beckwith: I am going to go dance with the little flower girl. Oh, and I might be a charter member of Oprah’s book club
I’m sorry. I’m not sorry. Okay? I’m not gonna apologize, I’m a cocksman!
You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts