Sure, Sixteen Candles can be called a love story or romance, but I prefer to look at the comedic genius of it all. I’m a big Anthony Michael Hall fan (pre-Edward Scissorhands) and he shines in this flick. Long Duck Dong rules too.
- You don’t spell it, you eat it
- Dong…this is your grandfather speaking…
- What’s happenin’ hot stuff? (An excellent pick up line)
- No more yankie my wankie. The donger need sleep!
- Fred, look! She’s gotten her boobies! Oh, and they’re so perky!!!
- I’m not really a farmer. I’m a freshman
- Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We’re safe as kittens
- Hey Howard, there’s your Chinaman
- Sofa city, sweetheart
- Yeah, but the thing is, I’m kinda like the leader. Kinda like the king of the dipshits
- Donger’s here for five hours, and he’s got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I’m like a disease
- Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y’know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I’m too torqued up to say no
- Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?
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