Harold and Kumar go to White Castle - Movie Quotes

In honor of 4/20, this post is dedicated to one of the great stoner movies of all time, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. I don’t think I watched this movie until a couple of years after it came out, but once I did it immediately jumped into my top 10 list of comedies. I was so surprised that many of my friends hadn’t seen it either so now I force all those that have not witnessed this masterpiece to sit on my sofa, eat some white castle burgers and watch it on dvd with me.

Kenneth Park. Class of 2004. Hi!!
Yeah, I’m cravin burgers- furburgers
Hey Randy! What? The devil! Whuh? The devil is everywhere…
Yeeeah, just cause you’re hung like a moose doesn’t mean you gotta do porn
Hmmm, Kumar, so, is that like five o’s or two u’s
The Doogie line always works on strippers, Laaap Dance
Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
Cindy Kim: Have you seen a Korean guy around here?
Hippie Student: Yeah, only when I open my eyes though
Let’s go get some fuckin’ Mountain Dew
HAROLD: Hey! What the hell are you doing? KUMAR: I’m trimming my pubes. HAROLD: Why aren’t you doing this in your room, man? KUMAR: The mirror’s in here. Hey, check it out. It’s like a bonsai tree. HAROLD: Hey! KUMAR: Besides, man, it makes your johnson look totally bigger. HAROLD: Please! Are those my scissors? Dude, I trim my nose hair with those! KUMAR: Dude, I’ve been cutting my ass hair with them for the past six months
It’s gonna take me a while to fix up your car there, so if you boys like, you can go on inside, get yourselves something to drink, wash up, fuck my wife, watch TV – anything you want. Mi casa es su casa. Just don’t do anything the Good Lord wouldn’t do
I want 30 sliders, 5 french fries, and 4 large cherry cokes
You guys might have wanted to stay away from our special sauce tonight. Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient. I’ll give you a hint. It’s semen
Harold: …The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Kumar: What is that? Some fortune cookie?
Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that if you’re craving White Castle, the burgers here just don’t cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one… just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down. Come on, Pookie, let’s burn this motherfucker down! Come on, Pookie! Let’s burn it, Pookie! Let’s burn this motherfucker down! Let’s burn it down! Let’s burn it! So you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to White Castle.