Clerks is a great movie to break out every couple of months to realize how damn funny Jay and Silent Bob are. Is it me, or does Jay just blurt out all the things you’ve always wanted to say but are too much of a wuss to?
- Bunch of savages in this town
- This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers (This was so true when I worked at that community college bookstore)
- Salsa shark. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark’s in the salsa. Our shark. We’re gonna need a bigger boat!
- What’s up bitches, what’s up sluts
- Ooooh…. Navy Seals
- Dante: Hey any balls down there? Jay: About the biggest pair you’ve ever seen dingleberry!
- Noinch, Noinch, Noinch, Schmokin Weed, Schmokin’ Weed, Doin’ Coke, Drinkin’ Beers…
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