Tommy Boy is hands down the best movie with the Chris Farley and David Spade duo. I can never get enough of this movie.
- Richard, who is your favorite little rascal? Alphalfa or Spanky? Sinner
- Does this suit make me look fat? No, no your face does
- Well you can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass but wouldn’t you rather take the butchers word for it?
- Kid in Bank: Hey, Mom! It’s the guy who robbed the bank.
Tommy: I didn’t rob any bank.
Kid in Bank: Oh, yeah, right. Like it was some other real fat guy with a tiny head.
Tommy: I got a tiny head? - I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.
- Brothers don’t shake hands…brothers gotta hug!!!
- Holy Shnikeys!!!!
- I used to get bear claws lodged, two at a time, right here! (Ahhh, my little sister does this line spot on. She even pounds on her chest trying to dislodge the claws!)
- Fat Guy in a little coat…Fat Guy in a little coat…
- Housekeeping, you want me jack you off?
- Richard! Were you watching, “Spank-tra-vision?” Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian! Oh, whats his name? Buddy… Whackett?
- Oh, I’ve interrupted happy time! Now I know you want to sit there and keep being not slim, but we gotta work a little today
- No offense, but if I showed a picture of your mom to some of my buddies at school, she’d definitely be “Boner of the Month”
- Richard Hayden: I need your John Hancock.
Tommy: It’s HERBIE Hancock - Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
- Tommy: Did you hear I finally graduated?
Richard Hayden: Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too, all right.
Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard Hayden: I know, they’re called doctors
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