Fast Times at Ridgemont High - Movie Quotes

Fast Times definitely received a lot of play at our house in college and it still remains on my top 10 list of comedy flicks today. Amazing that Sean Penn has gone from Jeff Spicoli to Harvey Milk, isn’t it?

This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there
Jefferson’s Brother: My brother’s gonna kill us! He’s gonna kill us! He’s gonna kill you and he’s gonna kill me, he’s gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson’s Brother: My brother’s gonna shit!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson’s Brother: First he’s gonna shit, then he’s gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of fuckin’ film, and you never even talked to her. You don’t even own a camera.
I shall serve no fries before their time
She will have the knockwurst. I will have the same (Order this for your lady on your first date. If she doesn’t laugh, dump her)
Jeff Spicoli: No shirt, no shoes…
Spicoli and Friends: No dice! Ohhhh.
Brad Hamilton: Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it
Jeff Spicoli: He’s the full hot orator
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine
Jeff Spicoli: Well, I’ll tell you Stu, I did battle some humongous waves! But you know, just like I told the guy on ABC, “Danger is my business!”
Stu Nahan: You know, a lot of people expected maybe Mark “Cutback” Davis or Bob “Jungle Death” Gerrard would take the honors this year
Jeff Spicoli: [laughs incredulously] Those guys are fags!
Stu Nahan: [oblivious] That’s fantastic! Let me ask you a question. When you get out there, do you ever fear for your life?
Jeff Spicoli: Well Stu I’ll tell you, surfing’s not a sport, it’s a way of life, you know, a hobby. It’s a way of looking at that wave and saying, “Hey bud, let’s party!”
People on ludes should not drive!