Meet the Parents got a lot of quotable mileage off of Greg Focker’s last name, but somehow it still manages to crack me up.
- It’s just a game, Focker!
- Pamela Martha Focker
- Jack Byrnes: Puff is just the name of the boy’s magical dragon… You a pothead, Focker?
Greg Focker: No, I pass on grass always. Well not always - I will bring you down baby, I will bring you down to Chinatown (I said this to my friend and he called my bluff, so we went to Chinatown. Had some tasty moo shu pork that day!)
- Wait a minute, so your name is Gay Focker?
- Denny Byrnes: Oh this, um, well, it’s a sculpture I found in Greg’s jacket
Jack Byrnes: This isn’t a sculpture. It’s a device people use to smoke marijiuana
Denny Byrnes: Reeaally - Jack Byrnes: Greg’s in medicine too.
Bob Banks: What field?
Greg Focker: Nursing
Bob Banks: Ha ha ha ha. No, really, what field are you in?
Greg Focker: Nursing
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