Super Troopers is one of those movies that slipped under my radar for awhile. I probably saw it for the first time a only few years ago, but I was hooked from the first car chase scene….that was some crazy funny shit. Troopers is so good that I’d put it in my top 10 list for sure. If you haven’t seen it, go get it. If you have, watch it again.
- ..and that’s how I got crabs the 2nd time
- Captain O’Hagan: Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked.
Captain O’Hagan: And we also used blanks. You’re a sick motherfucker, Mac
Mac: Thanks, Chief! - Desperation is a stinky cologne
- Foster: Don’t think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?
Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer? - The schnazberries taste like schnazberries!
- Bear… bearfucker, do you need assistance?
- Never shit a shitter
- Farva: Gimme a litre o’ cola
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: A litre o’ cola
Thorny: Just order a large, Farva
Farva: I don’t want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o’ cola
Dimpus Burger Guy: I don’t know what that is
Farva: Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips! - Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man
- Farva: Hey, let’s pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we’re not doing it. - License and registration… chicken fucker
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