Bill Murray rules. That’s a fact, Jack. Enough said.
- Don’t order the Schnitzel, they’re using Schnauzer
- Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
John Winger: [John and Russell look at each other] You mean, like, flaming, or…
Recruiter: Well, it’s a standard question we have to ask
Russell Ziskey: No, we’re not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*
John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special? - Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy
- Well, my name’s Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I got a slight weight problem
- Psycho: The name’s Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I’ll kill you
Leon: Ooooooh
Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. And I don’t like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I’ll kill you. Also, I don’t like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I’ll kill you.
Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis - One day everyone will know the name Tito Fuentes
- Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it’s not just the uniform. It’s the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
- Son of bitch. Shit
- It’s an Urban Assault Vehicle! (My nickname for the 1977 green Ford van I drove in high school)
- You just made the list, buddy. And I don’t like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I’ll kill you. Also, I don’t like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I’ll kill you
- My doctor says I swallow a lot of agression…along with a bunch of cheeseburgers!
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