You know how actors and pro ball players use fake names to check into hotels? Well if I was either of those I’d just use the treasure trove of character names from Spinal Tap. How can you go wrong with Nigel Tufnel, Derek Smalls, David St. Hubbins, Viv Savage, Ian Faith and Mick Shrimpton? That’s right, you can’t.

• Do me a favor. Just kick my ass, okay? Kick this ass for a man, that’s all. Kick my ass. Enjoy. Come on. I’m not asking, I’m telling you this. Kick my ass
• It’s like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black
• Marty DiBergi: Why don’t you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
  Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven
• You don’t do heavy metal in Dubly, you know
• The review for “Shark Sandwich” was merely a two word review which simply read “Shit Sandwich”
• We’ve got Armadillos in our trousers. It’s really quite frightening
• Well, so what? What’s wrong with bein’ sexy?
• Have… a good time… all the time
• Fuck the napkin! (I usually blurt this out when someone asks me if I need a napkin. It’s my turrets moment)
• Marty DiBergi: It’s very nice
  Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like – I’m really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it’s sort of in between those, really. It’s like a Mach piece, really. It’s sort of…
  Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
  Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called “Lick My Love Pump”
• Money talks, and bullshit walks

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