Superbad is pretty vulgar to say the least. If you cringe at the word ‘cock’ than this movie is not for you. I on the other hand, enjoy me some toilet bowl humor from time to time (only if it’s tastefully done. Ha.). The entire cast really is amazing. This was the first time I had seen Jonah Hill and that chubby bastard had me laughing non-stop. The kind of laughing where you are tearing up a bit or lose control of your sphincter muscles so you let out a little fart while you’re laughing. You know the kind, right? Yeah, I thought so.
- I was doing some research for next year and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to. The Vag-Tastic Voyage
- Take that vest off, you look like aladdin.
- Officer Michaels: How old are you McLovin?
Fogell: Old enough
Officer Michaels: Old enough for what?
Fogell: To party (Man, I can’t wait until a cop asks me this. I’m going to follow Fogell’s response and see if I can get billy clubbed or pepper sprayed) - We shouldn’t be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock
- McLovin? What kind of stupid name is that Fogell? What are you tryin to be an irish R&B singer?
- Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement fellas
- You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton
- Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since ‘nam!
- Fogell: What’s it like to have a gun?
Officer Michaels: It’s like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone - She wants my dick in and around her mouth!
- Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that… the male camel toe
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail - Momma’s making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth’s own dressing
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