I’ve was asked recently to provide a top 10 list of movies with the funniest quotes and while I am working on that, I will give you a hot tip and let you know that Fletch will definitely be on it. I’m calling top 5 right now, but I still need to enter it into my complex algorithm which will yield 100% accurate results.
- Waiter: Excuse me, Señor. You are a member of the club?
Fletch: No, I’m not, I’m with the Underhills
Waiter: They already left, Señor
Fletch: It’s all right, they’ll be back. He went out for his urinalysis
Waiter: Would you like some drinks, Señor, while you wait? I will put it on the Underhills’ bill
Fletch: Yes, very good. I’ll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and… a steak sandwich, please - You go to Utah, you stay in Utah
- Sugar, Mr. Poon?
- Keep ten for yourself. Go and get yourself a nice piece of ass
- Fletch: Yeah, why don’t you guys go down to the gym and pump each other
Chief Karlin: Why are you doing this, Mr. Fletch?
Fletch: I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you - Waiter: Gracias, señor
Fletch: Tierra Del Fuego - Love your body Larry
- Hey! It’s all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I’m gonna need ’bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State
- I didn’t want to do this, but I’m afraid I’m gonna have to pull rank on you. I’m with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses
- Dr. Joseph Dolan: Arnold Babar. Isn’t there a children’s book about an elephant named Babar?
Fletch: I don’t know. I don’t have any
Dr. Joseph Dolan: No children?
Fletch: No elephant books - Using the whole fist, Doc?
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