I finally got around to watching this movie recently and I was pleasantly surprised. Seth Rogan was excellent and I’m always a big fan of Kevin Smith’s writing. Plus, I hadn’t seen Jason Mewes since Clerks 2. He’s still hilarious and can deliver memorable quotes with the best of them.
- You know although he does most of the eating in the sack if you know what I mean. In the sack and of the sack
- Zack Brown: Dude, with your cut of the profits, you’re gonna get two flat screens. OK? You’ll have one in your living room. You’ll have one in your bathroom!
Delaney: One in the bathroom? You know, it’s always been my dream to watch shit while I shit - And a Dutch Rudder is…?
- Zack Brown: What’s your name?
Lester: Lester… Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff
Zack Brown: Wow. That’s a great porn name
Lester: I get to pick a porn name?… Then I want to be called… Pete Jones - I will be your Sherpa up the mountain of gayness
- Her name Bubbles
- Brandon: I thought you recognized me from my work, but you’re not my demographic so I’m not offended
Zack: Well, who’s your demographic?
Brandon: Do you like pussy?
Zack: Yeah
Brandon: Then not you - Zack Brown: How come you get to be all Buck Rogers, having sex in the 25th century with Twiki and Dr. Theopolis, and I’m stuck to a bottle of Jergen’s in the batroom?
Miriam Linky: Holy Bejeesus, tell me you don’t use my Jergen’s to whack it
Zack Brown: No, you know what I do? I light a bunch of candles, and I sprawl out on my sheets, and I listen to Sting. No, I’m a guy. You give me two Popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I’ll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy MacGuyver!
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