Being a male model myself, I could totally relate to this film (male model disclaimer: I was an extra in an Axe body spray commercial…ok I wasn’t but it’s always been a dream of mine). Actually it took me a few viewings to really like Zoolander. It’s one of those movies that’s so dumb it’s good. Plus, there’s an infinite amount of great quotable lines.
- Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings
- They were like brothers to me, not like real brothers, but brothers in the way black people say it
- I invented the piano key necktie!!!!
- Listen to your friend Billy Zane (Whenever I bump into Billy Zane I say this…which isn’t too often…in fact I’ve never met the man…but if I did, I would say this)
- As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte!
- Derek Zoolander: I just wanted to make you proud of me, pop
Larry Zoolander: How? With your male modeling? Prancing around in your underwear with your weiner hanging out for everyone to see? - I’m a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys… we’re a different breed
- I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan
- There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, “Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman”
- I’ve got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories
- Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty
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