The Big Lebowski is yet another movie that I find gets better and better with repeated viewings. There are so many good lines and the acting is amazing. I challenge you to find another movie that Jeff Bridges or John Goodman have been in that surpasses their comedic genius in this film. Plus, it’s probably the last time you’ll see Tara Reid on the big screen looking semi-attractive. I’d recommend viewing with a White Russian in hand. Kick back and enjoy you fucking nihilists.
- Oh boy. How ya gonna keep ‘em down on the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus
- That’s right, Dude, they peed on your fucking rug
- Jackie Treehorn: People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone
The Dude: On you maybe - Strong men also cry… strong men also cry (It’s true people. I am very strong. I pull tractor trailers with my teeth and stack full kegs of beer on 6 ft high platforms but when viewing E.T. I always cry when that little bugger dies. But, then I remember he comes back to life and in my joy, I go back to lifting the largest logs I can find)
- The Big Lebowski: What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Dude
The Big Lebowski: Huh?
The Dude: Uhh… I don’t know sir
The Big Lebowski: Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn’t that what makes a man?
The Dude: Hmmm… Sure, that and a pair of testicles - What’s this day of rest shit? What’s this bullshit? I don’t fuckin’ care! It don’t matter to Jesus. But you’re not foolin’ me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don’t fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man – ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
- That rug really tied the room together
- Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax…
- Walter Sobchak: I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don’t roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What’s Shabbos? - Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work, I don’t get in a car, I don’t fucking ride in a car, I don’t pick up the phone, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t fucking roll! Shomer shabbos! Shomer fucking shabbos
- Nihilist: We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson
The Dude: Excuse me?
Nihilist: I said
Nihilist: We’ll cut off your johnson!
Nihilist #2: Just think about that, Lebowski
Nihilist: Yeah, your wiggly penis, Lebowski
Nihilist #3: Yeah and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski - Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish. These fucking amateurs…
- Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there’s nothing to be afraid of.
Nihilist: Ve don’t care. Ve still vant ze money, Lebowski, or ve fuck you up
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