Best in Show is a great ‘mockumentary’ along the same vein as This is Spinal Tap. In fact, it even boasts much of the same cast including, Christopher Guest, Michael McKeon, Fred Willard and Ed Begley Jr. Willard is especially hilarious as the emcee for the competition. But most of all this movie just shows if you have a dog and you enter it in one of these competitions you’re a complete whack job.
- I went to one of those obedience places once… it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts
- Gerry Fleck: I can’t dance, I can’t dance, I’ve got two left feet!
Cookie Fleck: I thought he was kidding.
Gerry Fleck: But I wasn’t. I was born with two left feet - I saw her at the sideshow at the fair. The sign said, ‘TURTLE WOMAN – PLEASE BEWARE’. And they had a sign saying, “BEWARE,” because of snapping turtles, I guess. But I went in and I just had to stare. Turtle Woman, I love you, I don’t care
- We met at Starbucks. Not the same Starbucks. They were across the street from each other
- Bratwurst and shillelaghs… paging Dr. Freud
- Stewardess can I take a Shitzu on my carry on or does it have to be stowed?
- Look at Scott! He is prancing along with the dog! Man, I tell you something, if you live in my neighborhood and you’re dressed like that, you’d better be a hotel doorman
- Hamilton Swan: Honey, I’m thinking of switching to the mock turtleneck?
Meg Swan: Is that not breathing?
Hamilton Swan: Well, it’s breathing now, but it’ll be hot down there. I could go with the lambswool, but then again, you’ll see a lot of khaki down there and this merlot looks good with the gray.
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