Slap Shot Quotes | Ma Meatloaf

Ahhh, the Hanson Brothers, the most lovable hockey brothers to ever hit the big screen. These guys make this movie. Little know fact. Two of these guys are actually real brothers (and use their same first names in the movie) and the third guy’s last name is really Hanson. Besides that bit of movie trivia, this movie makes me want to grab a hockey stick and whack someone and I’ve never even played hockey!

Hi Ogie. Buy you a soda after the game?
I may be bald, but at least I’m not chickenshit!
Anybody throws me against the boards I’m gonna piss all over myself
What are you guys brothers?
You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free
Peterboro Referee: I got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you’re out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I’ll suspend ya.
Steve Hanson: I’m listening to the fucking song!
If Hanrahan’s wife’s a dyke, does that make him a fag?
Ya remember the guy who used to purposely get penalties just to go in the box and masterbate
I’m gonna walk down that stinkin’ runway, open up this faggot robe and wiggle my dick at ‘em! And do you know why? Because I want you to have a heart-attack and die so we don’t have to do this shit again! You and your fucking fashion shows!
Reggie Dunlop: You know, your son looks like a fag to me.
Anita McCambridge: I beg your pardon?
Reggie Dunlop: You better get re-married again, or he’s gonna have someone’s cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.
Against the rules. You know, you’re stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know
Hey coach I’m gunna change my name: Killer, Dave Killer Carlson
Reggie Dunlop: What are you guys doing?
Steve Hanson: Puttin’ on the foil!
Jeff Hanson: Every game!
Jack Hanson: Yeah, you want some?
Hi. You know Toe Blake? No?
Dave’s a killer!
Why do they have to cover up their juggs like that with all them feathers This isn’t art, this is sex!!!!