I can’t think of a better guy to play a Mexican wrestler than Jack Black. He was made for the role of Nacho Libre. Just watching him prance around in his wrestling outfit brought tears to my eyes. I still cry today everytime I press the button on my Nacho Libre key chain which emits lines such as “Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It’s for fun.” Does your key chain do that? I didn’t think so.
- How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he’s a real douche
- Emperor: In order for you to become empowered by the eagle, you must climb that cliff, find the egg, crack open one of them, and then eat the yolk
Nacho: So, what you’re saying to me is if I can eat this yolk, my moves will become the best in the whole world
Emperor: DefinitelyNacho: High Five
- Ok. Orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile drive to the face… or a punch to the face… but you cannot do it. Because, it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor
- I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand, to wipe my tears
- Beneath the clothes, we find a man… and beneath the man, we find his… nucleus
- Those eggs were a lie, Esqueleto. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! The give me no nutrients!
- Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior
- Don’t be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It’s the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That’s fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!
- Sister Encarnación: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the lord. Hiking, play volleyball…
Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favorite thing to do, every day! - I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night… for some toast
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