Quotes from Tropic Thunder

Finally had a chance to see Tropic Thunder and was pretty impressed. There was some great acting by Robert Downey Jr. as Sgt. Osiris (look up my friend @Sgt_Osiris on Twitter for some good laughs) and Tom Cruise as Les Grossman. Hell, even Matthew McConaughey is pretty good in it.

Here’s my motherfuckin’ farm! I’m a lead farmer, motherfucker!
I have a son now. Little Half-Squat
Listen you cherry fuck, you call in that snake’n nape and get us some boomboom now!
Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, ‘Rain Man,’ look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho’. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, ‘Forrest Gump.’ Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain’t retarded. Peter Sellers, “Being There.” Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don’t buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, “I Am Sam.” Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed…
Damian, what’s the dealie dude? Are we gonna blow up this tree line or what? Tuk-Tuk and Kim got the blue balls and I wanna let em squirt it for a go… Peter, can he hear me? That’s C-4, dipshit. Put that back. I said a detonator! I need some dudes who speak American god dammit! He’s making a fucking sweater here, I’m tryin’ to put Tiger Balm on this jungle’s nuts.
Pump yo brakes kid, that man’s a national treasure
But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job (My boss says this to me daily…now I know where he got it from. I think I’ll respond with the next line below and scare the shit out of him)
I’ll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let’s do this
Now I want you to take a step back… and literally fuck your own face!
Cool it, Benson!
When you wrote ‘I Love Tha Pussy’, was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance’s forehead?
You make my pee-pee maker t-t-tingle
Big ass titties!
Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth’s atmosphere in an old refrigerator box
Alpa Chino: I’m just fucking with you, Kangaroo Jack! I’m sorry a dingo ate your baby
Kirk Lazarus: You know that’s a true story? Lady lost her kid