I think Billy Madison is the perfect role for Adam Sandler (besides Happy Gilmore). Acting like a goofball kid, really plays into Sandler’s strength. He gets to use that whiny voice and throw tantrums. I like to do that too. Touche, Billy Madison, touche.
- No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I’m here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll
- I see your lips moving but I can’t make out the words. I’m deaf. Oh Veronica Vaughn so hot want to touch the heiney.
- Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It’s the coolest (I repeat this line a lot during a big night of drinking)
- Well I can think of three things I’d like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would include a buffalo…
- That’s not fair! Rizzuto’s not a word! He’s a baseball player! You’re cheating!
- Hey, kids, it’s me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. HA HA HA
- I’m sorry I can’t hear you. I’ve been physically abused in the ear
- Frank: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Billy Madison: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
Frank: ‘74.
Billy Madison: Meg Ryan - Well, “sorry” doesn’t put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Carl?
- Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really
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