Friday is another weed comedy. I need to make a top 10 list of those. There seems to be quite a few out there and a lot of them are pretty damn entertaining…and I don’t even partake in the cheeba. Friday is pretty classic. Mr. Jones (John Witherspoon) HAS to be my favorite character. He is phenomenal as Craig (Ice Cube’s) Dad. I mean, how can you not laugh when Mrs. Jones is lecturing Craig about having game while the old man is pinching a loaf.
- Mrs. Jones: Craig, you know what your problem is? You have no game.
Craig Jones: What do you know about game? I got ALL the game.
Mrs. Jones: Now your father… he has game.
Mr. Jones: Don’t nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window.
Craig Jones: You call that game?
- You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off
- I got mind control over Deebo. He be like “shut the fuck up.” I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again
- I’ve been smokin’ ever since I was two
- You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day
- Give me the two piece special. Lots of hotsauce and all the fries you can give me. Thank you, thank you
- Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin’ up the rotation
- Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin’ up all the food. All the chitlins… All the pig’s feet… All the collard greens… All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins… I like pigs feet
- No sugar? Damn. Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn
- The word for today, is JOB. J-O-B!
- She said she look like Janet Jackson, Bitch got outta the car lookin’ more like Freddie Jackson!
- What’s up Big Perm?… I mean Big Worm
- I’d knock the dust off that pussy!
- Smokey, you know I ain’t the smartest man in the world, but, from back here it look like you’re takin a shit
- I wish you was sleeping right now, I knock you upside your head with a left hook make your ass wake up and take out that damn trash
- Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice
Craig Jones: Man, it’s the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice
Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too
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