Beetlejuice Movie Quotes

Beetlejuice is another VHS tape that got lots of play in my household growing up. This was one of the first Tim Burton movies I saw and it remains one of my favorites from him. It’s such a wonderfully quirky movie. Great cast as well, with Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder leading the pack.

Well, I’ve read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: ‘live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual
Not so fast, round boy. We’re gonna have some laughs
Because if I tell you, you’ll tell your friends, your friends are callin’ me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell
Ah. Well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?
I’m feeling a little, ooh, anxious if you know what I mean. It’s been about six hundred years after all. I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself, can find a little action
Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose
Pardon me. Did you do that? That’s very nice work. Let me ask you something. How do you get them so sma… Hey, there goes Elvis! Yo, King! Well, looks like I’m next. Good thing, too. I gotta do a photo shoot for GQ in about an hour and a half. Yeah, they’ve been after me for months. Doin’ some underwear deal. I don’t know what…
I’m a ghost with the most, babe
It’s okay, there’s no damage. See? It’s okay. A good sturdy comfy craftsmanship. And look at that kitchen. You’re finally gonna be able to cook a decent meal
Go ahead… make my millenium