Ma Meatloaf has a confession. For being a rebel and resident funny guy, I’ve never set foot in detention. That’s right, yours truly kept it on the straight and narrow while in school. That being said, plenty of my friends did spend time in detention and many were like the cast of The Breakfast Club so I can relate to this movie as I’m sure most of you can. You’ve got your brain, athlete, basket case, princess and criminal. All of which makes for some great dialogue.
- I don’t have to runaway and live in the street. I can runaway and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan
- I’d do that. I’ll do anything sexual, and I don’t need a million dollars to do it either. I’m a nymphomaniac
- Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
- Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
- I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends! (I like to yell this out loud in crowded buses and elevators)
- Richard Vernon: You’re not fooling anyone, Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you.
John Bender: Eat my shorts.
Richard Vernon: What was that?
John Bender: Eat… My… Shorts.
Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday.
John Bender: Ooh, I’m crushed.
Richard Vernon: You just bought one more.
John Bender: Well I’m free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I’m going to have to check my calendar.
Richard Vernon: Good, cause it’s going to be filled. We’ll keep going. You want another one? Just say the word say it. Instead of going to prison you’ll come here. Are you through?
John Bender: No.
Richard Vernon: I’m doing society a favor.
John Bender: So?
Richard Vernon: That’s another one right now! I’ve got you for the rest of your natural born life if you don’t watch your step. You want another one?
John Bender: Yes.
Richard Vernon: You got it! You got another one right there! That’s another one pal!
Claire Standish: Cut it out!
Richard Vernon: You through?
John Bender: Not even close bud!
Richard Vernon: Good! You got one more right there!
John Bender: You really think I give a shit?
Richard Vernon: Another! You through?
John Bender: How many is that?
Brian Johnson: That’s seven including when we first came in and you asked Mr. Vernon whether Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.
Richard Vernon: Now it’s eight. You stay out of this.
Brian Johnson: Excuse me sir, it’s seven. - We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all
- Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
- Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat’s what it is
- Don’t talk. Don’t talk. It makes it crawl back up
- Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns
- You’re right. It’s wrong to destroy literature. It’s such fun to read. And Moe-Lay really pumps my nads
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