Wow, this could be my first ever post on an Oscar winner! Good for Wanda! I went through a major crush on this movie…used to watch it all the time. It’s that good. I need another viewing pronto. Kevin Kline rules this film. Kills it. Owns it. I will name my first born Otto after him.

• Pork away pal. Fuck her blue
• Wake up Limey fish! (I love yelling this to my goldfish)
• Otto: Don’t call me stupid
  Wendy: Why on earth not?
  Otto: Oh, you English are so superior, aren’t you? Well, would you like to know what you’d be without us, the good ol’ U.S. of A. to protect you? I’ll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that’s what! So don’t call me stupid, lady. Just thank me
• Look, you obviously don’t know anything about intelligence work, lady. It’s an X-K-Red-27 technique
  Wendy: Well, thank you for popping in and protecting us
  Otto: If it wasn’t for us, you’d all be speaking German! Singing “Deutschland, Deutschland über alles…”
• You can stick this marriage right in your bottom
• To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I’ve known sheep who could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?
• He thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived
• What is this? “Hump a Limey” week?
• Otto: You really like animals don’t you, Ken? What’s the attraction
  Ken: Well, you can t-t-trust them and they don’t sh-sh-sh-sh
  Otto: Shit on you?
  Ken: Show off all the t-time
• You’re a very attractive man, Ken. You’re… smart, you’ve got wonderful bones, great eyes, and you dress really interestingly
• Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not “every man for himself”, and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up
• Not you Ken, you have a beautiful speaking voice… when it works
• Nice fish, Ken. You know what Nietzsche said about animals? “They were God’s second blunder.”
• How very interesting. You’re a true vulgarian, aren’t you?

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