I recently watched this movie on Netflix and I have to say I was pleasantly surprised. Maybe it’s just because I’m a Jason Segel fan (Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Freaks and Geeks), but I really enjoyed this movie. There were plenty of LOL moments (Sorry, had to do it. I will never do the LOL thing again). Oh yeah, they also do some mean jamming to RUSH which is one of my favorite bands, so bonus points there. Without further adieu…
- Totally… Totes McGotes
- Why does everything I do sound like a leprechaun?
- Hey there Miss Moneypussy. Wanna jump on my jet pack?
- She’s got a bush like a porcupine! (Please God, don’t ever let me utter these words)
- This is the man cave, there’s no women allowed in here. I got a jerk-off station for God’s sake
- Hi Peter, I saw your billboards, they’re spectacular. I’m sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you’re not still together… you can Facebook me
- Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian
- Peter, I am a man. I have an ocean of testosterone flowing through my veins
- Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon!
- Zooey, you are about to marry one of the most honest, kind and fun-loving people I’ve ever had the honor of knowing. The Pistol is a pleasure giver that’s for sure. So beautiful Zooey, give it back. Yeah? Return the favor. And if you do, I guarantee that you will have a beautiful and pleasure filled union
- Sydney Fife: You get home safe, Pistol
Peter Klaven: You got it, Joben.
Sydney Fife: I’m sorry, what?
Peter Klaven: Er… nothing
Sydney Fife: No, what did you say?
Peter Klaven: Nah, I don’t know… You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you… “Joben”… It means nothing… I don’t… I’m drunk… I’m gonna call a cab - I still wanna hang out. Despite that joke. You’re better than that
- Latress on the menjay
- I will see you there, or I will see you on another time!
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