American Pie Movie Quotes

As far as I know, American Pie was the first to coin the word MILF. That right there puts them up high in my book. Think about it, the writers created a word that is tossed around as often pizza dough in Little Italy. That’s amazing. Dude should get a bonus. Wonder if he or she was the same sicko that thought of the apple pie scene? I mean c’mon a nice lemon meringue would have been so much more tasteful.

Boys, boys, boys. I’m on the offensive, the Sherman tank is going back in, locked on target, flying in stealth mode under enemy sex radar, ready to make the payload – again
I’m a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn’t getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we’re not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!
It’s like playing a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun. It can be fun, but it’s not a game
M-I-L-F Mom I’d Like to Fuck!
Go trig boy! It’s your birthday!
Mom? Shitbreak?
What’s my name? SAY MY NAME BITCH!
I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed
You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us
Separately we are flawed and vulnerable, but together we are the masters of our sexual destiny
I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day
Friends call me Nova as in Casanova