I'm Gonna Git You Sucka - Movie Quotes

I’m not sure which one of my roommates had this movie on VHS, but man this baby got a lot of play in the dorms our freshman year. I had never heard of it previously, but after watching it over 50 times, I sure could quote it. My roommates and I would always have to do the Chris Rock lines whenever the cafeteria was serving ribs. I guess those workers never saw the movie, because they never found it funny. Anyhow, I like this movie and you should too. This is blaxploitation at its finest people. Pay attention and you might learn something.

Chris Rock: How much for an order of ribs?
Bartender: $2.50
Chris Rock: $2.50? How many ribs come in an order?
Bartender: Ah…about 5.
Chris Rock: So…each rib is about 50 cent?
Bartender: Yeah…that’s about right
Chris Rock: Well I’ll have one rib
Bartender: Okay, one order of ribs
Chris Rock: No…no, no, I mean ‘one rib’
Bartender:…One rib?
Chris Rock: I sure am hungry
Bartender: Ah…make that ‘one rib’….
Chef: Aw…’one rib’….? Geez…
Bartender: You want anything else with that?
Chris Rock: How much is a soda?
Bartender: A dollar
Chris Rock: Aw come on man…look out for a brother
okay, I’m make a deal with ya, just pour it into a
glass and I’ll take a lil’ sip for 15 cents.
Bartender:….my glasses cost more than 15 centers…
Chris Rock: Okay, fuck the cup, pour it into my
had for a dime
Bartender: LISTEN YOU LITTLE GEASY-HAIR JERI CURL,
YOU PAY ME AND GET THE HELL OUTTA MY BAR
Chris Rock: Got change for a hundred?
Don’t make me hop after you
Look, a family full of midgets is not considered kids. That’s a Gang!!
Yes, we marched on the Federal building. Five hundred of us young brothers, full of outrage. They were hiring that day. The brothers came with guns; they left with jobs. Oh, yes, whitey is very tricky
You two big motherfuckers in here cookin’ red beans and grits – you call that business?
Willie: I heard you screamin’ from all the way over there, and…
Leonard: I wasn’t screamin’, all right?
Willie: But I heard you…
Leonard: I wasn’t screamin’! I was whistling!
Willie: You was whistling “Willie, help get this bitch off of me”?
Leonard: Yeah!
Bitch better have my money, rain, sleet, or snow. Bitch better have my money. Not half, not some, but all my cash. Cause if she don’t I’m a put my foot dead in her ass!
So, it’s just you 57 cops against KUNG FU JOE? Master of KUNG-FU, KARATE, JIU-JITSU, and all kinds of other shit you ain’t never heard of! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
They’re my theme music. Every hero’s got to have some
Cheryl: Well, after you left, he started getting into drugs and stuff. Things got really bad when he…
Jack Spade: Well, what? Cheryl, come on!
Cheryl: He started wearing gold chains, Jack.
Jack Spade: Oh, God, no!
Everyday, I see kids walking around, killing and stealing for gold chains. I see kids with medallions so big they can hardly stand up, all stooped over and shit, trying to carry that stuff. But, what’s really awful, man, is you see a young brother with this cheap imitation electroplated gold crap around their necks. And, it breaks out in this funky green rash, with these bumps and shit; it just makes you wanna puke