Caddyshack Movie Lines

How has it taken me this long to get to one of my top 5 movies of all time, Caddyshack?!?!? This is one of those movies where it’s so difficult to pick your favorite character. I mean, come on, how do you choose between Ty, Judge Smails, Al, Danny, Carl and Spaulding? What other movie out there has so many classic characters? I can think of none. Could be because I’m drunk or could be because there’s not any out there! I’ll leave it to you to decide.

Thank you very little
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity
What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you’re here?
Wait up, girls; I got a salami I gotta hide still
Freeze Gopher!
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish
Hey, Smails! My dinghy’s bigger than your whole boat!
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff
He’s on his final hole. He’s about 455 yards away, he’s gonna hit about a 2 iron I think. It’s in the hole!!!
You’re a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion
How about a Fresca?
Oh Mrs. Crane, you’re a little monkey woman. Yeah, you’re lean, mean, and I bet you’re not too far in between are ya. How’d you like to wrap your spikes around my…
This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You’re probably high already and you don’t even know it
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit – ever. They’re like the Viet Cong – Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote
Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips
Judge Smails: You’ll get nothing, and like it! (Could be my all time favorite line. I enjoy saying this to anyone who asks me for something)
I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think
In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, ‘Au revoir, gopher’
Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You’re not being the ball Danny
Noonan!