I had to get the movie quotes in for Role Models quickly at the request of @katiesouthie. You see, she had a disagreement with a friend over which movie was better, Role Models or Step Brothers and asked yours truly to settle it. I immediately replied Step Brothers for a couple reasons. One, it was a damn fine and funny movie and two, I hadn’t even seen Role Models yet. Haha. She was disappointed as she voted for Role Models. I figured I should probably watch it so I could provide a more accurate opinion. And, guess what? I still vote for Step Brothers! Sorry @katiesouthie. Although this is a hilarious movie with plenty of good quotes, it all comes down the male/female psyche. Role Models has that cute, feel good, romantic ending to it. While Step Brothers is crass throughout. Chicks like romance. Dudes like fart jokes and gratuitous boobie shots.
- I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he’d cum in his pants
- We are gonna make s’mores with white chocolate
- Sometimes I call myself “The Booby Watcher”, and I have my own comic book. “The Adventures of The Booby Watcher”
- Ronnie Shields: You’re my PIC, Wheeler
Wheeler: What’s a PIC?
Ronnie Shields: Partner in crime. You’re my PIC. Just don’t cock-block me tonight - Dude, I just spent the afternoon in Middle-earth with glee-glop and the floopty-doos, all right? Give me a fucking break
- I’m not here to service you, I’m here to service these young boys
- School Boy: Hey nice cow outfit. Where can I pick one of those up at, the gay zoo? Homo
Danny: No, no. It’s not a cow. It’s a a minotaur. It’s a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom’s closet
Wheeler: She let me keep it after I fucked her - No, I like to rock n’ roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands… I can only rock from like 1-3
- Chicken wings, chicken wings, hot dogs and baloney, Chicken and macaroni, Chillin’ with my homies, Chicken wings, Chicken wings
- Diana has put away her bosom. Apollo has lifted his skirt. The day has been launched
- Why don’t you lay out two lines of your selfishness, which is your blow, draw the shades, take the phone off the hook, grab a straw, and snort!
- Danny: Man, why do you bow for that guy?
Augie Farks: Because he’s the king, and he rules the entire realm.
Danny: Oh he rules the entire realm? Oh my bad.
Danny: Is that when he is or isn’t whacking it to The Sims? - Well, well, well. If it isn’t Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I’m-full-of-shit?
- Gayle Sweeny: You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine
Wheeler: What did you have for dinner?
Danny: Was it cocaine? - Me and the judge have a special relationship… I don’t wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs
Gayle Sweeney does rule this movie though!
