Funny Movie Lines from Kingpin

I enjoy the occasional night out at the bowling alley. Some Budweisers, soggy nachos and smelly shoes. All good right? But you know what makes it better? When you get that guy in the next lane sauntering up with his ball bag, shiny swirly yellow ball, custom made wrist guard and his own damn bowling shoes. Now, that my friends, makes my bowling night a success. Kingpin captures the beauty of the bowling lanes and its cast of weirdos and I love them for that.

Some corn stalks were broken and I tried to fix them
One more time, sweetness
Tanqueray and Tab and keep ‘em comin’
Hi. Not you. Hi.
Run for the hills everybody, there’s a giant shit-cloud coming
Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don’t mow another guy’s lawn
I don’t puke when I drink. I puke when I don’t
The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn’t kickin’ mine
It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he’s the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He’s got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst
Hi Mr. Skidmark
Your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger
Jonathan, run a fly pattern all the way to the goal line. Tennessee! Kentucky! Find the meat! Uh, deeper, Jonathan
Roy: Hey, I hope you don’t mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
Mr. Boorg: We don’t have a cow. We have a bull.
Roy: I’m gonna brush my teeth
I’m unable to have children. Nasty cheese grating accident as a boy
Just because you’re familiar with the missionary position doesn’t make you a missionary