Sorry for the lag time between posts folks. You know that holiday season really keeps me busy. But now I’m back and ready to share more of my favorite movie quotes. Let’s start of 2010 with one of my favorites growing up. Good ‘ol Uncle Buck. I wish I had an uncle like Uncle Buck so he could make me some big ass pancakes.
- Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where’s your office?
Buck: I don’t have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: I don’t need one.
Miles: Where’s your wife?
Buck: Don’t have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It’s a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don’t.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It’s an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my Dad’s brother?
Buck: What’s your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles: 38.
Buck: I’m your Dad’s brother alright.
Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
Buck: How nice of you to notice.
Miles: I’m a kid – that’s my job - I don’t have to take this shit from you. You know who I am? In the field of local-live-home entertainment, I’m a god!
- A lot of people hate this hat. It angers a lot of people, just the sight of it. Ah, I’ll tell you a story about that on the way to school
- What’s another name for balls?……NUTS
- Hi, I’m Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell’s wart
- Hey, nice music! Who is that, the Grass Roots? Just kidding, I know my music!
- You know, I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station. I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it… to see if you actually brushed your teeth… or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet
- Marcie Dahlgren-Frost. Dahlgren is my maiden name, Frost is my married name. I’m single again, but I never bothered to remove the Frost. And I get compliments on the hyphen
- Maisy Russell: My Uncle was micro waving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for an hour.
Maisy’s Teacher: Honest?
Maisy Russell: Mm-Hmm
Maisy’s Teacher: Why was your Uncle micro waving your socks?
Maisy Russell: He can’t get the goddamn washing machine to work
Maisy’s Teacher: BLASPHEMER! - Art Linkletter was right. Kids do say the God damndest things
- Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!
