I Like… Unicorns – Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) , Movie Lines and Quotes

Who doesn’t like a good ‘ol game of dodgeball? I have fond memories of playing this ancient past time back in the day. I was pretty damn good too…usually making it to the last few people before my teacher Mr. Lazarus would knock the crap out of us. Not too hard when your a 6′6″ southpaw with an arm like Nolan Ryan. Grown man picking on little kids. Bastard. On a side note, this one goes out to you Mr. Rip Torn. I admire your comedic work and the fact that your house looks like the bank you were found in. Oh and the fact that you pack heat. Gangsta!

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball
I ain’t crazy and I ain’t a guy
That is pure poppycock!
The dread pirate Steve be in no man’s debt. I’ll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I’ll be sharing me buried treasure with ya… once I find it, that be
Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation
Your “gym” is a skidmark on the underpants of society
Too bad Hallmark doesn’t make a “Sorry your dodgeball coach got killed by two tons of irony” card
My sweet dick, it’s magic! (Wow, this could be my new favorite line ever)
You had me at blood and semen
Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade… Laser… Blazer…
You’re going down like a sweet muffin!
There’s no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you’re into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I’m just kidding. But seriously, I’ve got ‘em
Do you smell that fitness? I do
Cotton McKnight: Oh! Right in the testicles!
Pepper Brooks: Ouchtown, population you, bro!
Son, you’re about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop!
I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don’t have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya, it feels phenomenal!
Peter La Fleur: There’s someone out there for everybody.
Owen: You think?
Peter La Fleur: Absolutely. In some cases, there’s two somebodies for one person. I like to call that “the jackpot”
This is Seth from Videorama. The following DVDs are now overdue: “Drunken Hussies 3″, “Backdoor Patrol 5″ and “Bona Lisa Smile”. Thank you