Waiting Movie Lines | Ma Meatloaf

Waiting is the best comedy you’ve never heard of. Or at least I had never heard of until a couple years ago. One of my friends told me about this movie and said I needed to see it. Maybe it’s the lame title that slipped by me, but I can’t believe I didn’t see this thing in the movie theater or hear others raving about it. I love this movie. Ryan Reynolds is better in this than in Van Wilder and that’s saying a lot. Now, take a look at that Batwing, bitch! And, remember to not piss off your waiter or waitress.

There are few things in this world more unsettling than going in the back to grab some condiments and end up staring at a huge, steaming pile of cock
So far I’ve made 15% of jack shit
Ma’am, I don’t doubt the steak was over-cooked, but did you have to eat it all before you complained about it?
A little floor spice makes everything nice, there you go
It’s like we’re stuck in a fucking time paradox where neither our wisdom nor your virginity will ever escape
You need to invent your own penis-showin’ game
With women, it’s always one of two things. Either they won’t sleep with you, and then there’s really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you… and then there’s really no need to ever call them again
Correct me if I’m wrong, but haven’t I been inside you?
Take a look at the bat wing, Bitch
Well its official, my penis is now just for show
And that’s the Abraham Lincoln, but remember, you gotta shave it so it looks like his beard, otherwise, it don’t count
Okay, well, that just about covers all the different variations that we have. But you know, we’re always looking for new positions. So look next time you got a little down time, you find yourself a little bored, play with your nuts, you know what I’m saying? See what you come up with, okay? It’s all good
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