Revenge of the Nerds Quotes

Another blast from the past. How can you not enjoy Revenge of the Nerds? For all you nerds out there, one of these guys must have given you a glimmer of hope: Booger with his crudeness and booger picking, Lamar with his limp wristed javelin throw, Takashi with his drunk bicycle riding skills or Lewis with his great laugh. These guys fought the fight and won! Just like that Braveheart guy. Study hard and get the chicks!

Dean Ulich: Frankly, I’m not too wild about this next even but it has become a tradition here at Adams: The Belching Contest
Dean Ulich: First up, Frederick Palowakski
Fred “The Ogre” Palowakski, Alpha Beta: It’s “Ogre” you asshole!
Dean Ulich: “Ogre, you asshole.”, uh “Ogre”
This is bullshit! I want bush, pan down
I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douche-bag, but that’s in Ohio
Nerds saw me naked!
Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person
I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douche-bag, but that’s in Ohio
Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We’re Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu. We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you. We got a rockin’ rhythm and a hi-tech sound that’ll make you move your body down to the ground. We got Poindexter on the violin, and Lewis and Gilbert will be joining in. We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar and a rap by little ol’ me Lamar. We got Takashi beating on his gong, the boys and the Mu’s are clapping along. And just when you thought, ya seen it all, along comes a Lambda four foot tall. So Wormser come on out here on the floor, so we can move our bodies, like never before. Break!
What the fuck’s a frush?
Booger: Big deal! Did you get in her pants?
Gibert: She’s not that kind of girl, Booger.
Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?
Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex
Hey guys…… wonder joints
Booger: Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff!
Takashi: Oh Hair pie! Hair pie!