Funny Movie Quotes from Advetureland

Adventureland DVD

If you watch Adventureland don’t ever expect to win that big ass stuffed animal at your local fair. After I watched it, I didn’t even bother to try and sink a basket on the hoop that’s too small for the basketball and I’m damn good at basketball. I do love fairs though, so I’ll still go, but mostly for the food. Every year it seems like they find more stuff to fry. This year took top honors though. I mean, we’ve all see the fried artichoke hearts, fried mushrooms and even the fried Twinkie. But, how about fried butter?!?!? Yes my friends, I witnessed a booth that was slinging fried butter. You could even back that up with some chocolate covered bacon. I also witnessed a fresh vomit pattie within 15 yards of this booth. Needless to say I kept walking and sought safe haven in a turkey drumstick the size of my arm.

We pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a day to make these toys, we can’t just “give” them away
Yeah, Frigo was my best friend. Then, I turned four
Hey, James… you still have anymore of those baby joints?
Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth!
My theory is you can’t just avoid everybody you screw up with. You can trust me on that because I’m a New Yorker
We are doing the work of lazy, pathetic morons
Oh, but I’m an atheist, maybe more of a pragmatic nihilist I guess or an existential pagan if you will…
A little more than 40% of these fish are dead
Cabbie, hot dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. The world is my oyster
“Audentes Fortunas Juvat”, Fortune Favors the Bold. Virgil said that
That was a whole corndog!
Tommy Frigo: James, don’t get all drunk and fall asleep or anything.
James Brennan: Why not?
Tommy Frigo: Because I’ll jack off on your face