We all know Adam Sandler does his best acting when he acts like a little kid (see Billy Madison) and this movie is no different. His relationships with kids in his movies is pretty priceless. I can’t imagine how these kids pull off a scene with him without pooping or peeing in their pants. Haha. Poopie. Man, I could pull of the Sandler kid thing too. Pee. Pee.
- Hey, the money I won in the cab accident is kicking ass in the stockmarket, so relax!
- Hey, stay away from the frozen food section, Corinne! Your boobs’ll harden
- Man this Yoohoo is good, you know what else is good, smoking dope. I ain’t gonna rat you out. You know, puffing the cheeba, go by the see saw smoke a j
- …but I wipe my own ass, I wipe my own ass!
- They went together like lamb and tuna fish
- Ow, Scuba Steve! Damn You!
- Phil D’Amato: And for the record, where did you work while attending medical school?
Corinne: Hooters - Hi, Julian! How ya doin’? I’m Scuba Sam, Scuba Steve’s father. You see, my boy needs to take a bath, the only problem is he’s afraid to bathe alone. So, I was wondering if you’d keep him company in the tub.Terrific, and after your bath, you need to try and study hard because if you want to be in the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart.
- What’s in the bag Corrine? Chicken wings? Booby tassles?
- My friends make fun of me all the time, too. I’ve seen them, like, twenty-five times. Tommy Shaw, when I was, like, sixteen years old, I was at the concert, he actually reached out and grabbed my hand, pulled me up on stage, and I got to do the robot voice for Mr. Roboto!
- You have a belly button, well we all have belly buttons. You know what? We all love Yoohoo, especially Yoohoo with a little rum
