Wayne's World Movie Quotes

In my humble opinion it’s pretty difficult to take a popular SNL skit and bring it to the big screen and have success. Some notable disappointments include Coneheads, A Night at the Roxbury, Ladies Man, etc. In fact now that I think about it, only Blues Brothers and Wayne’s World do their skits justice and possibly even more. Thoughts? Zang. (”excellent” in Cantonese)

Ahh… the Mirth-Mobile…
Wayne: Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when I’m an incredibly humungoid giant star?
Cassandra: Yeah.
Wayne: Will you still love me when I’m in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase?
Cassandra: Yeah.
Wayne: Will you still love me when I’m in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase?
Cassandra: Yeah.
Wayne: Okay, party. Bonus.
It’s like he wants us to be liked by everyone. I mean Led Zeppelin didn’t write tunes everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees
Benjamin Kane: Oh, actually all champagne is French, it’s named after the region. Otherwise it’s sparkling white wine. Americans of course don’t recognize the convention, so it becomes that thing of calling all of their sparkling white “champagne”, even though by definition they’re not
Wayne: Ah yes, it’s a lot like “Star Trek: The Next Generation”. In many ways it’s superior but will never be as recognized as the original
Russel: It will be Terry’s job to give the actors their hand cue
Wayne: Excuse me, Russel, but I believe I requested the hand job…
I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored
That is a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class
Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?
Wayne: So, do you come to Milwaukee often?
Alice Cooper: Well, I’m a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century
Pete: Hey, isn’t “Milwaukee” an Indian name?
Alice Cooper: Yes, Pete, it is. In fact , it’s pronounced “mill-e-wah-que” which is Algonquin for “the good land.”
Wayne: I was not aware of that
Did you ever see that “Twilight Zone” where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn’t die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?
Benjamin is nobody’s friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick
Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries
She’s a fox. In French she would be called “la renarde” and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
Garth: She’s a babe
Wayne: She’s a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called “babia majora”
Garth: If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln
I definitely smell a pork product of some kind