I ended up being pretty impressed with this movie. Not quite the “Hangover” for chicks that everyone was touting it to be, but still very entertaining. I especially enjoyed the acting chops of Kristin Wiig and Melissa McCarthy. McCarthy really brought back memories of the late, great Chris Farley. Take that as a compliment you large, funny lady.
- I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial
- If I wasn’t a cop anymore, I would still go out with a gun and shoot people
- At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book
- I’m glad he’s single because I’m going to climb that like a tree
- You are more beautiful then Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!
- You’re like the maid of dishonor
- Yeah, oh, shit. Took a hard hard violent fall, kinda pin-balled down hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I’m not gonna say i survived I’m gonna say I thrived. I met a dolphin down there and I swear to God that dolphin, looked not at me, but into my soul, looked into my Goddamn soul
- You’re really doing it, aren’t ya? You’re shitting in the street!
- I want to apologize. I’m not even confident on which end that came out of.
- This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don’t know how to say it without sounding like a dick
