About
Here are a few things you should know about me:
- I don’t roll on Shabbats!
- Chicks dig me…’cause I rarely wear underwear
- I have what doctors like to call a little bit of a weight problem
- I’m not your ordinary everyday fool
- I am placing a personal bounty on the head of Tim McCracken
And remember
Michael Bolton is a no talent ass clown.
Thanks for taking the time to read this and as always… Stay classy San Diego


