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Bueller?… Bueller?… Bueller? – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

Ma Meatloaf — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 22:49:43 +0000

Bueller?… Bueller?… Bueller? That right there might be the most commonly uttered movie quote when you’re in school during roll call and someone doesn’t “here”. Anyone? Anyone? Yes, I’m right. Everyone has seen this movie and knows how great it is. I’m sure 90% of you have tried to rig the sleeping dummy and coughing tape mix in your effort to ditch school and have the parents think you were sick. Did anyone pull it off? Highly doubtful. You know who is gold is in this flick? The principal, Ed Rooney. He pretty much makes this movie. Too bad he turned out to be a pedophile. Wacky.

Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero
If you’re not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend
Ferris: Look, it’s real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we’ll take off
Cameron: How?
Ferris: We’ll drive home backwards
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it
Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious
It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. “Voodoo” economics
The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude
We’ve seen everything good. We’ve seen the whole city! We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art! We ate pancreas!
Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive
Oh, I’m sorry. I can’t come to the door right now. I’m afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day!
Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine
The question isn’t “what are we going to do,” the question is “what aren’t we going to do?”
You have reached the Coughlin Brothers Mortuary. We’re deeply sorry we are not able to come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name and number, we will get back to you as soon as humanly possible

Who Ya Gonna Call? – Ghostbusters (1984)

Ma Meatloaf — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 21:34:38 +0000

Just writing about this movie gets that annoying song in my head. Could be one of the worst theme songs ever. At least that’s the only thing bad about this movie. I always enjoy a good viewing of Ghostbusters. Of course we know Bill Murray rules it, as always. But, how about Rick Moranis as the uber geek. He’s pretty damn good too. Although how hard is it to play a geek when you really are on in real life? Silly little keymaster.

Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, “yes!”
Mother pus bucket!
He slimed me
Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable. You are a poor scientist, Dr. Venkman!
Anybody wanna play Parcheesi?
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
Take me now, subcreature
How you doing? Why don’t you have some of the brie, it’s at room temperature!
Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here
I collect spores, molds, and fungus
Listen… do you smell something?
Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night? Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Have you or your family ever seen a spook, spectre or ghost?
Well, let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning’s sample, it would be a Twinkie… thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds
Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! It only cost me $14.12 after tax, though
I thought Gozer was a man
Sir, what we have here is what we call a non-repeating phantasm, or a class-5 free roaming vapor, real nasty one too
I am The Keymaster! I am The Gatekeeper!

Sorry Folks, Park’s Closed – Vacation (1983)

Ma Meatloaf — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 03:46:36 +0000

In honor of summer, I couldn’t help but share some lines from Vacation. Everyone loves Vacation. Makes me want to pack up the wagon and hit the road to check out the rest of our glorious country. Especially if it means finding a topless Christie Brinkley (circa 1993, not now…ewww) in the hotel pool.

I don’t give a frog’s fat ass who went through what. We need money! Hey, Russ, wanna look through Aunt Edna’s purse?
I’m making out a check for $1000, all you have to do is give me $300 in cash and keep the $700, all for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep
Clark: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?
Pimp: Fuck yo mama!
Clark: Thank you very much
Hey Knucklehead, set us up with four Red eye’s will ya?
Do you ever “bop your baloney”?
Ellen: I honestly don’t think we’re going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.
Clark: Jesus, it’s only the biggest God-damn hole in the world.
Aunt Edna: Clark, watch your language!
Clark: Make that the second biggest.
Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
Clark: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun
I think you’re all fucked in the head. We’re ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I’ll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun. We’re all gonna have so much fucking fun we’ll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You’ll be whistling ‘Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah’ out of you’re assholes! I gotta be crazy! I’m on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!
Why aren’t we flying? Because getting there is half the fun. You know that
Sorry, folks! We’re closed for two weeks to clean and repair America’s favorite family fun park. Sorry, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!
I distinctly ordered the Antartic Blue Super Sports Wagon with C.B. and optional rally fun pack

Nerds! – Revenge of the Nerds (1984) Movie Lines and Quotes

Ma Meatloaf — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 14:07:05 +0000

Another blast from the past. How can you not enjoy Revenge of the Nerds? For all you nerds out there, one of these guys must have given you a glimmer of hope: Booger with his crudeness and booger picking, Lamar with his limp wristed javelin throw, Takashi with his drunk bicycle riding skills or Lewis with his great laugh. These guys fought the fight and won! Just like that Braveheart guy. Study hard and get the chicks!

Dean Ulich: Frankly, I’m not too wild about this next even but it has become a tradition here at Adams: The Belching Contest
Dean Ulich: First up, Frederick Palowakski
Fred “The Ogre” Palowakski, Alpha Beta: It’s “Ogre” you asshole!
Dean Ulich: “Ogre, you asshole.”, uh “Ogre”
This is bullshit! I want bush, pan down
I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douche-bag, but that’s in Ohio
Nerds saw me naked!
Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person
I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douche-bag, but that’s in Ohio
Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We’re Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu. We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you. We got a rockin’ rhythm and a hi-tech sound that’ll make you move your body down to the ground. We got Poindexter on the violin, and Lewis and Gilbert will be joining in. We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar and a rap by little ol’ me Lamar. We got Takashi beating on his gong, the boys and the Mu’s are clapping along. And just when you thought, ya seen it all, along comes a Lambda four foot tall. So Wormser come on out here on the floor, so we can move our bodies, like never before. Break!
What the fuck’s a frush?
Booger: Big deal! Did you get in her pants?
Gibert: She’s not that kind of girl, Booger.
Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?
Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex
Hey guys…… wonder joints
Booger: Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff!
Takashi: Oh Hair pie! Hair pie!

Nice Beaver! – The Naked Gun (1988), Movie Lines and Quotes

Ma Meatloaf — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 19:02:42 +0000

The Naked Gun has to be one of the best spoof movies out there. Right up there with Airplane. Of course one of the common denominators is the king of dead pan comedy, Mr. Leslie Nielsen. This guy is so good in these roles. I’m surprised he hasn’t been in more comedy hits. Just re-hashing these quotes from Naked Gun, makes me want to sit through an all day rain fest Naked Gun marathon. Come on, rain already.

Frank: It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.
Jane: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst.
Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo…?
Tell me, Mr. Papshmir, in all the world, who is the most effective assassin?
It’s a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don’t amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!
Det. Nordberg: Drugs… drugs…
Frank: Nurse! Get this man some drugs! Can’t you see he’s in pain?
Det. Nordberg: No… no…
Det. Nordberg: Heroin, Frank! Heroin…
Frank: Uh… that’s a pretty tall order, Nordberg. You’ll have to give me a couple of days on that one
No… you’re right, Ed. A parachute not opening… that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine… having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go!
Protecting the Queen’s safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts
I’d known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She’d hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don’t recall her playing an instrument or being able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact, I bought her a harp for Christmas. She asked me what it was
Mrs. Nordberg: Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
Frank: It’s hard to tell. A gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover…
Yes, he’s in the intensive care ward at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle
Frank: Nice beaver!
Jane: Thank you. I just had it stuffed
You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan
Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50/50 chance of living, though there’s only a 10 percent chance of that
It’s fourth and fifteen and you’re looking at a full-court press
Mayor: Now Drebin, I don’t want any trouble like you had on the South Side last year, that’s my policy.
Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos, dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that’s *my* policy!
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of ‘Julius Caesar,’ you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!

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