• Do you think they’re having fun being catatonic in a closet?
• Give em the knee shooters
• You two donkey-dicks couldn’t get laid in a morgue
• Mom, I never toss off to anything!
• I didn’t think it was a whale dick, honey
• Just for that I ought to give you a set of elephant balls!
• So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?
• Maybe it was a dream, you know, a very weird, bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria
• Dont threaten me al your out of shape I’ll kick your ass!!
• How ’bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? (This was a favorite saying around our college household the morning after a big night)
• If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it’s a mindscrambler. Hurts so good
• Wyatt: Gary, do you feel like a chicken? Gary: If I could shoot an egg out of my ass right now I would
• Don’t threaten me Al! You’re out of shape, I’ll kick your arse
• If you want be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle
• You know, there’s going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll… chips, dips, chains, whips… You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I’m not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals

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