Miss Piggy, You Look Beautiful! – The Muppet Movie (1979), Movie Lines and Quotes

Ma Meatloaf — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 01:46:00 +0000

Ok, if you grew up on Tom and Jerry, Bugs Bunny, and the Muppets you know that when you watch them now you can really see how hilarious the writing was. These shows were made for adults but had the cute characters for kids. The Muppet Movie really emphasizes that fact. This movie is fantastic. I haven’t seen it in years, but I still have visions of Kermit riding that bike with his little frog legs pumping away!

I’m Waldorf. We’re here to heckle “The Muppet Movie”
That’s pretty dangerous building a road in the middle of the street. I mean, if frogs couldn’t hop, I’d be gone with the Schwinn
Listen, when you’ve been tickling the ivories as long as I have, you’ve seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every falling star
Bernie: You, you with the banjo, can you help me? I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
I’m a professional. I’ve had three performances
I hope you appreciate that I’m doing all my own stunts
Kermit, does this film have socially redeeming value?
El Sleezo Patron: Hello, sailor, buy me a drink?
Kermit: Well, you see, I’m not a sailor, I’m a frog.
El Sleezo Patron: Oh, cut the small talk and buy me a drink.
Kermit: I don’t even know you.
El Sleezo Tough: Hey. Did you make a move with my girl?
Kermit: No, sir.
El Sleezo Patron: He did too. He touched me.
El Sleezo Tough: Ugh. Wash up, you’ll get warts.
Kermit: That’s a myth.
El Sleezo Tough: Yeah, but she’s my “myth”!
Kermit: No, no, myth, myth!
Myth: Yeth?
Miss Piggy: Ooh, you mad, impetuous fink, it’s champagne!
Insolent Waiter: Not exactly. Sparkling Muscatel, one of the finest wines of Idaho
No frog’s gonna make a monkey out of me!
Max, find me a frog and a bear in a tan Studebaker
And now, filling in for the vacationing El Sleezo Dancing Girls, the funny, furry, fabulous – Fozzie Bear!
We am, is, are, and be, they whom as are known as: The Electric Mayhem!

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Miss Piggy, You Look Beautiful! – The Muppet Movie (1979), Movie Lines and Quotes