Bridesmaids – I Feel Bad For Your Face (2011)

Ma Meatloaf — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 22:34:11 +0000

I ended up being pretty impressed with this movie. Not quite the “Hangover” for chicks that everyone was touting it to be, but still very entertaining. I especially enjoyed the acting chops of Kristin Wiig and Melissa McCarthy. McCarthy really brought back memories of the late, great Chris Farley. Take that as a compliment you large, funny lady.

I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial
If I wasn’t a cop anymore, I would still go out with a gun and shoot people
At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book
I’m glad he’s single because I’m going to climb that like a tree
You are more beautiful then Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!
You’re like the maid of dishonor
Yeah, oh, shit. Took a hard hard violent fall, kinda pin-balled down hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I’m not gonna say i survived I’m gonna say I thrived. I met a dolphin down there and I swear to God that dolphin, looked not at me, but into my soul, looked into my Goddamn soul
You’re really doing it, aren’t ya? You’re shitting in the street!
I want to apologize. I’m not even confident on which end that came out of.
This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don’t know how to say it without sounding like a dick

Tommy Likey, Tommy Want Wingy – Tommy Boy (1995)

Ma Meatloaf — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:55:34 +0000

Tommy Boy is hands down the best movie with the Chris Farley and David Spade duo. I can never get enough of this movie.

Richard, who is your favorite little rascal? Alphalfa or Spanky? Sinner
Does this suit make me look fat? No, no your face does
Well you can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass but wouldn’t you rather take the butchers word for it?
Kid in Bank: Hey, Mom! It’s the guy who robbed the bank.
Tommy: I didn’t rob any bank.
Kid in Bank: Oh, yeah, right. Like it was some other real fat guy with a tiny head.
Tommy: I got a tiny head?
I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.
Brothers don’t shake hands…brothers gotta hug!!!
Holy Shnikeys!!!!
I used to get bear claws lodged, two at a time, right here! (Ahhh, my little sister does this line spot on. She even pounds on her chest trying to dislodge the claws!)
Fat Guy in a little coat…Fat Guy in a little coat…
Housekeeping, you want me jack you off?
Richard! Were you watching, “Spank-tra-vision?” Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian! Oh, whats his name? Buddy… Whackett?
Oh, I’ve interrupted happy time! Now I know you want to sit there and keep being not slim, but we gotta work a little today
No offense, but if I showed a picture of your mom to some of my buddies at school, she’d definitely be “Boner of the Month”
Richard Hayden: I need your John Hancock.
Tommy: It’s HERBIE Hancock
Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
Tommy: Did you hear I finally graduated?
Richard Hayden: Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too, all right.
Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard Hayden: I know, they’re called doctors

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Bridesmaids – I Feel Bad For Your Face (2011)

Tommy Likey, Tommy Want Wingy – Tommy Boy (1995)