LOOO-HOOO-ZUH-HER! – Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994), Movie Lines and Quotes

Ma Meatloaf — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:27:51 +0000

Jim Carrey is masterful as Ace Ventura with his energy, acccents and overall enthusiasm. But, I’d rather talk about Sean Young. I mean, The Crying Game has nothing on this monumental performance. Who would have known that Lois Einhorn was Ray Finkle and Ray Finkle was Lois Einhorn! Ewwwww.

I’m in Psychoville and Finkle’s the Mayor
Congratulations on your success. You smell terrific
If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer
Snowflake? Here Snowflake!
Alll righty then!
It was all that Dan Marino’s fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?
Like a glove! (I always enjoy yelling this when I successfully parallel park!)
Good question, Aguado. First, I’d establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug’s DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I’d lose 30 pounds… PORKIN’ his wife
I’m looking for Ray Finkle…..and a clean pair of shorts.
Excuse me. I’d like to “ass” you a few questions
Holy Testicle Tuesday!!!
DO NOT go in there! Wooooooo
Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear
For God’s sake, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a pool man!
Aye, Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc? Permission to come aboard, sir!

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LOOO-HOOO-ZUH-HER! – Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994), Movie Lines and Quotes