I Like… Unicorns – Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) , Movie Lines and Quotes

Ma Meatloaf — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 01:20:17 +0000

Who doesn’t like a good ‘ol game of dodgeball? I have fond memories of playing this ancient past time back in the day. I was pretty damn good too…usually making it to the last few people before my teacher Mr. Lazarus would knock the crap out of us. Not too hard when your a 6′6″ southpaw with an arm like Nolan Ryan. Grown man picking on little kids. Bastard. On a side note, this one goes out to you Mr. Rip Torn. I admire your comedic work and the fact that your house looks like the bank you were found in. Oh and the fact that you pack heat. Gangsta!

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball
I ain’t crazy and I ain’t a guy
That is pure poppycock!
The dread pirate Steve be in no man’s debt. I’ll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I’ll be sharing me buried treasure with ya… once I find it, that be
Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation
Your “gym” is a skidmark on the underpants of society
Too bad Hallmark doesn’t make a “Sorry your dodgeball coach got killed by two tons of irony” card
My sweet dick, it’s magic! (Wow, this could be my new favorite line ever)
You had me at blood and semen
Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade… Laser… Blazer…
You’re going down like a sweet muffin!
There’s no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you’re into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I’m just kidding. But seriously, I’ve got ‘em
Do you smell that fitness? I do
Cotton McKnight: Oh! Right in the testicles!
Pepper Brooks: Ouchtown, population you, bro!
Son, you’re about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop!
I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don’t have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya, it feels phenomenal!
Peter La Fleur: There’s someone out there for everybody.
Owen: You think?
Peter La Fleur: Absolutely. In some cases, there’s two somebodies for one person. I like to call that “the jackpot”
This is Seth from Videorama. The following DVDs are now overdue: “Drunken Hussies 3″, “Backdoor Patrol 5″ and “Bona Lisa Smile”. Thank you

Someone’s Got a Case of the Mondays! – Office Space (1999)

Ma Meatloaf — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:50:49 +0000

Office Space is a movie all working folk can relate too. We’ve all worked with a boss like Lumbergh, a secretary like Nina and consultants like the “Bobs”….and it sucks, doesn’t it?

Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler…
If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. “Oh… Oh… Oh!” You know what I’m talkin’ about. “Oh!”
It was a “Jump to Conclusions” mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to
We get caught laundering money, we’re not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We’re going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison
No, not again. I… why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window
I do want to express myself, okay. And I don’t need 37 pieces of flair to do it
Hi, Peter. What’s happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports
I told those fudgepackers that I liked Michael Bolton
Mother Shitter, Son of an Ass!!!
Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work
I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man
What am I going to do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?
I’ll be honest with you, I love his music. I do. I’m a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don’t know if it gets any better than when he sings “When a Man Loves a Woman”
“PC Load Letter”? What the fuck does that mean?

Ma Meatloaf » Gary Cole

I Like… Unicorns – Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) , Movie Lines and Quotes

Someone’s Got a Case of the Mondays! – Office Space (1999)