LOOO-HOOO-ZUH-HER! – Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994), Movie Lines and Quotes

Ma Meatloaf — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:27:51 +0000

Jim Carrey is masterful as Ace Ventura with his energy, acccents and overall enthusiasm. But, I’d rather talk about Sean Young. I mean, The Crying Game has nothing on this monumental performance. Who would have known that Lois Einhorn was Ray Finkle and Ray Finkle was Lois Einhorn! Ewwwww.

I’m in Psychoville and Finkle’s the Mayor
Congratulations on your success. You smell terrific
If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer
Snowflake? Here Snowflake!
Alll righty then!
It was all that Dan Marino’s fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?
Like a glove! (I always enjoy yelling this when I successfully parallel park!)
Good question, Aguado. First, I’d establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug’s DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I’d lose 30 pounds… PORKIN’ his wife
I’m looking for Ray Finkle…..and a clean pair of shorts.
Excuse me. I’d like to “ass” you a few questions
Holy Testicle Tuesday!!!
DO NOT go in there! Wooooooo
Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear
For God’s sake, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a pool man!
Aye, Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc? Permission to come aboard, sir!

Kick His Ass Seabass – Dumb and Dumber (1994)

Ma Meatloaf — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:08:31 +0000

What can I say about Dumb and Dumber? Well there’s pretty much a quotable line delivered about every 20 seconds or less. One of my all time favorites for sure. The only thing that puts a damper on this movie is that they made that horrible sequel Dumb and Dumberer with two other guys not named Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels. WTF was that? The only thing that made me laugh was the fact that the Jim Carrey look alike actually looked like him with that sweet bowl cut. Anyhow, here are some gems:

We got no food, we got no job, our pets heads are falling off!
It’s okay, I’m a limo driver
That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.’s
Cop: Pullover!
Harry: No, it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Lloyd: Yeah, killer boots man!
I like it. I like it a lot
I’ll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen
She says I’ve got a rapists wit
Lloyd: Excuse me, Flo?
Lloyd: Flo, like the TV show. Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
Flo: It’s the Soup of the Day
Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I’ll have that
That John Denver’s full of shit man
If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she’ll invite us right in for tea and strumpets
Well suck me sideways!
According to the map we’ve only gone 4 inches
Lloyd: All we need to do is show a little class, a little sophistication, and we’re in like a dirty shirt.
Harry: No problem, Lloyd. We can be classy and sophistic-Oh check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd: I’d like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
How about you go over and introduce yourself, build me up, that way I don’t have to brag about myself later

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LOOO-HOOO-ZUH-HER! – Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994), Movie Lines and Quotes

Kick His Ass Seabass – Dumb and Dumber (1994)